{"id":98,"date":"2008-01-19T23:46:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T04:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/?p=98"},"modified":"2008-01-19T23:46:20","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T04:46:20","slug":"a-more-logical-anatomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"A more logical anatomy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lillian helped give Reuven a bath this evening.\u00a0 We’ve discussed his “different body” before, since she wanted to know what that thing was.\u00a0 However, this evening she came up with an extra part.<\/p>\n

“Reuven has a penis and a poonis!”
\n“What?”
\n“A poonis!\u00a0 In the back!”
\n“What?!?”<\/em>
\n“The pee comes out the penis and the poo comes out the poonis!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And you know, I really can’t fault her logic there…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lillian helped give Reuven a bath this evening.\u00a0 We’ve discussed his “different body” before, since she wanted to know what that thing was.\u00a0 However, this evening she came up with an extra part. “Reuven has a penis and a poonis!” “What?” “A poonis!\u00a0 In the back!” “What?!?” “The pee comes out the penis and the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.altschuls.net\/erica\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}